Three Boy Scouts, in uniform, were fishing in a boat one bright afternoon when they heard cries for help. They followed the sounds and found another boat capsized as a man struggled to keep his head above water. Being Boy Scouts, they went to his aid and pulled the man out. As it turned out, the man was Bill Clinton. As the president dried himself off and caught his breath, he thanked the three scouts. He asked if there was anything he could do for them. "I'd sure like a tour of the White House," the first scout said. "No problem," said Bill. "How's next week?" "I'd sure love to go for a ride in Air Force One," said the second boy scout. "We'll leave aboard her tonight," Bill replied. "I'd like to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery," said the third scout. "I'm sure we can arrange that," said Bill. "But son, you're awfully young to be worrying about that, aren't you?" "You don't know my Dad," the scout replied. "When he finds out I saved your life, he's gonna kill me!"

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